TURN SIGNALS
There are far too
many stupid Americans walking our streets. Well
in this case, I should say driving on our streets. They
were either never taught what a turn signal is, or they forgot how to use one. Many
can’t use them because the cell phone would have to be put down, and you know
we can not have that!!
So let me help the
stupid people out there with today’s lesson on turn signals and how YOU can
help save Road Rage…
This is where the
turn signal lever is on most American made vehicles…
Since MANY stupid
people and my SMART friends are going to read this – let’s show the stupid
people what lights on the car this turns on. If
working correctly that lever will turn on your front blinker. On Princess’s
Chevrolet Venture ( mini van??? ) this is the front blinker.
This is the rear
blinker and what it looks like….
Now how does using
blinkers prevent road rage??? Let’s
pretend I am sitting on my street ( see previous email on what a street is for
those dumb ass’s too stupid to use a sidewalk…) waiting to pull out into
traffic on a busy street. Let’s
pretend you are coming from my left on this busy street. I
can not pull out because your car would hit my car, I have to yield the right of
way to you since I am at a STOP sign and you are not. Now
let’s pretend you are coming to see me and thus, you are going to turn right
on my street!!! ( Oh goody – I
love my friends!! ) Yet you did not
use your turn signal telling me you are going to turn on my street, thus I could
of pulled out 20 seconds ago, but you RUDELY did not INDICATE using your TURN
SIGNAL your intentions.
NOW I AM PISSED.
You
have caused me to have Road Rage and now I want to kick your butt. Of
course my friends are SMART people and KNOW and USE their turn signals and so we
save people from road rage. Sorta
like this email will if enough of the STUPID PEOPLE have some one read it to
them and show them the pretty pictures…
President
and CEO - Tom Cat Corporation
From
Sir Winston Churchill:
Any
man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is
over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.